Eurovision Song Contest 2024 in Malmö
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Eurovision Song Contest 2024 in Malmö
The Grand Final will take place today 11. May 2024, at 9pm.
You can watch the live stream here:
Grand Final order of the songs: https://eurovision.tv/event/malmo-2024/grand-final
Links to all participants, including song lyrics and links to each song: https://eurovision.tv/event/malmo-2024/participants
I will be watching, like every year and will post a running commentary of my impressions of the songs.
I expect it to be as hilarious as every year - the Grand Prix Eurovision always delivers!
You can watch the live stream here:
Grand Final order of the songs: https://eurovision.tv/event/malmo-2024/grand-final
Links to all participants, including song lyrics and links to each song: https://eurovision.tv/event/malmo-2024/participants
I will be watching, like every year and will post a running commentary of my impressions of the songs.
I expect it to be as hilarious as every year - the Grand Prix Eurovision always delivers!
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Sweden
A bit of a forgettable song.
Generic pop song, nothing to make it "Eurovision".
A bit of a forgettable song.
Generic pop song, nothing to make it "Eurovision".
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Ukraine
Rapping about Mother Teresa - and they aren't even from Albania
Ok, that was more eurovision-like
Rapping about Mother Teresa - and they aren't even from Albania
Ok, that was more eurovision-like
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Germany
Yeah, he's on the run to last place.
Just like every year.
How difficult would it be to nominate someone who can actually sing?
And to give them a song that makes sense?
Yeah, he's on the run to last place.
Just like every year.
How difficult would it be to nominate someone who can actually sing?
And to give them a song that makes sense?
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Luxembourg
She can sing.
A combination of chanson and a bit that has been modernised.
I like it.
She can sing.
A combination of chanson and a bit that has been modernised.
I like it.
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Israel
She can also sing.
But the tune isn't catchy.
And these background dancers can't really decide what style they should use, have spotted both ballet and break dance.
She can also sing.
But the tune isn't catchy.
And these background dancers can't really decide what style they should use, have spotted both ballet and break dance.
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Lithuania
What is that thing on his nose?!
Ok, it was mad enough for Eurovision.
What is that thing on his nose?!
Ok, it was mad enough for Eurovision.
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If you "go there to represent Germany", you're expected to score (by the Germans). If you do not score, you're "dead", you cannot even land a job as "a burger flipper" after that "blunder" .PandaMunich wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 9:30 pm Germany
Yeah, he's on the run to last place.
Just like every year.
How difficult would it be to nominate someone who can actually sing?
And to give them a song that makes sense?
Going to this contest is a job that no sane individual will accept.
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Spain
Those dancers' costumes!
I have flashes to sumo wrestlers
But a catchy tune.
Those dancers' costumes!
I have flashes to sumo wrestlers
But a catchy tune.
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Estonia
Ooh, I like the sound of that wood instrument.
But they are shouting or talking, can't they sing?
Ooh, I like the sound of that wood instrument.
But they are shouting or talking, can't they sing?
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Ireland
Someone wants to compete with Germany for last place.
Yeah, let's press two completely different songs into one and alternate between them.
Someone wants to compete with Germany for last place.
Yeah, let's press two completely different songs into one and alternate between them.
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Greece
She does have a broad range in her voice, starting off with that falsetto...
But what is that metallic ballon-like bag she is wearing as a skirt?
She does have a broad range in her voice, starting off with that falsetto...
But what is that metallic ballon-like bag she is wearing as a skirt?
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UK
Ok, he can sing and it is a catchy tune.
Not too sure about the choreography.
Ok, he can sing and it is a catchy tune.
Not too sure about the choreography.
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SatanicPandaMunich wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 9:59 pm Ireland
Someone wants to compete with Germany for last place.
Yeah, let's press two completely different songs into one and alternate between them.
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
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Looks like a nappy!PandaMunich wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 10:07 pm Greece
She does have a broad range in her voice, starting off with that falsetto...
But what is that metallic ballon-like bag she is wearing as a skirt?
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
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Italy
Another one who thinks she can get away with speaking instead of singing.
That was not a song.
It's called the "Grand Prix Eurovision de la Chanson européenne"
Another one who thinks she can get away with speaking instead of singing.
That was not a song.
It's called the "Grand Prix Eurovision de la Chanson européenne"