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Eurovision Song Contest 2024 in Malmö

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The Grand Final will take place today 11. May 2024, at 9pm.
You can watch the live stream here:


Grand Final order of the songs: https://eurovision.tv/event/malmo-2024/grand-final
Links to all participants, including song lyrics and links to each song: https://eurovision.tv/event/malmo-2024/participants

I will be watching, like every year and will post a running commentary of my impressions of the songs.
I expect it to be as hilarious as every year - the Grand Prix Eurovision always delivers!
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I took the liberty to move this topic to a new subforum called "Live events"...
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Sweden

A bit of a forgettable song.
Generic pop song, nothing to make it "Eurovision".
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Ukraine

Rapping about Mother Teresa - and they aren't even from Albania ;)
Ok, that was more eurovision-like :)
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Germany

Yeah, he's on the run to last place.
Just like every year.

How difficult would it be to nominate someone who can actually sing?
And to give them a song that makes sense?
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Luxembourg

She can sing.
A combination of chanson and a bit that has been modernised.
I like it.
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Israel

She can also sing.
But the tune isn't catchy.
And these background dancers can't really decide what style they should use, have spotted both ballet and break dance.
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Lithuania

What is that thing on his nose?!
Ok, it was mad enough for Eurovision.
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PandaMunich wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 9:30 pm Germany

Yeah, he's on the run to last place.
Just like every year.

How difficult would it be to nominate someone who can actually sing?
And to give them a song that makes sense?
If you "go there to represent Germany", you're expected to score (by the Germans). If you do not score, you're "dead", you cannot even land a job as "a burger flipper" after that "blunder" .

Going to this contest is a job that no sane individual will accept.
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Spain

Those dancers' costumes! :lol:
I have flashes to sumo wrestlers ;)
But a catchy tune.
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Estonia

Ooh, I like the sound of that wood instrument.
But they are shouting or talking, can't they sing?
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Ireland

Someone wants to compete with Germany for last place.
Yeah, let's press two completely different songs into one and alternate between them.
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Latvia

Woah, it's depressing :?
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Greece

She does have a broad range in her voice, starting off with that falsetto...
But what is that metallic ballon-like bag she is wearing as a skirt? :lol:
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UK

Ok, he can sing and it is a catchy tune.
Not too sure about the choreography.
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These half naked dancers in a box (from the UK) reminded me of a "The blood hound gang" cover a long time ago...
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PandaMunich wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 9:59 pm Ireland

Someone wants to compete with Germany for last place.
Yeah, let's press two completely different songs into one and alternate between them.
Satanic :evil:
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Norway

Shouting does not a song make.
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PandaMunich wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 10:07 pm Greece

She does have a broad range in her voice, starting off with that falsetto...
But what is that metallic ballon-like bag she is wearing as a skirt? :lol:
Looks like a nappy! :lol:
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Italy

Another one who thinks she can get away with speaking instead of singing.
That was not a song.
It's called the "Grand Prix Eurovision de la Chanson européenne"
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