What Made You Laugh Today

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[Fraufruit]

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[Sannerl]

"Anthropologists! Anthropologists!"

[LeonG]

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[Fraufruit]

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[Franklan]

The little “fuck-off-you-sottish-bitch-my-shitty-name-ain't-your-business” wants to be picked up from the play paradise.

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[Franklan]

the next song is called “The pink lightsaber in mommy's bedside drawer doesn't taste like strawberries at all”

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[Franklan]

The other day in the restaurant...

[Guy to the left]: I would like a non-alcoholic beer.

[Waiter]: Would you like a coloring book and pencils to go with it?

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[Sannerl]

"BEAR! BEAR!"

[LukeSkywalker]

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My payroll slip for taking 1 holiday. Hilarious. €1,10 netto. Thank God they didn‘t deduct healthcare insurance as well.

[Fraufruit]

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[Fraufruit]

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[Franklan]

[..]
Sei Italiano anche tu? [..]

That's not how it works in Germany. Asking? Pffft...

To find out if somebody is really Italian, you have to do the "Spaghetti snap in half" test...

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[Franklan]

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[Sannerl]

That's not how it works in Germany. Asking? Pffft...

To find out if somebody is really Italian, you have to do the "Spaghetti snap in half" test...

That's because they're store-bought and not freshly made!

[Sannerl]

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