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What Made You Laugh Today
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Franklan
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today
the next song is called “The pink lightsaber in mommy's bedside drawer doesn't taste like strawberries at all”
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Franklan
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The other day in the restaurant...
[Guy to the left]: I would like a non-alcoholic beer.
[Waiter]: Would you like a coloring book and pencils to go with it?
[Guy to the left]: I would like a non-alcoholic beer.
[Waiter]: Would you like a coloring book and pencils to go with it?
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That's not how it works in Germany. Asking? Pffft...
To find out if somebody is really Italian, you have to do the "Spaghetti snap in half" test...
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Errmmm, Eve...
That ain't salad.
That's my dirty laundry!
That ain't salad.
That's my dirty laundry!
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When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
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My pooch is a Pom mix, 6.5 kg, and he doesn’t bite or shoot. He’s about 15 now and he just snarls at you with his very very very grey hairy lips. He’s healthy, but almost deaf now, which has made him calmer actually. 
