hTTi

On Sunday, 26th October, I'm putting my clocks back to the 70s. Life was better back in those days.

Doesn't really matter which party is in power, they still have to obey their globalistic paymasters. i.e. The W.H.O. and the W.E.F.
In the words of the Who song; "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..."

I was blessed with a large penis ................................................................................. that Priest got moved to another Diocese.

The ultimate snake oil salesman is at it again;

It's a sad state of affairs when people are saying they will vote for Reform UK, because the Tories aren't right-wing enough.

Teacher asks a pupil, "What's your name, boy?"
Boy answers, "D-D-D-Da-Da-Da-Dav-Dav-David".
The teacher asks, "Do you have a bad stutter, boy?"
The boy replies, "I don't, but my Father does. And the Registrar who filled out my Birth Certificate was a dick".

Don Poor-Leone, "Hey, can you lend me $464 million?"

Be like ...

Escafusa wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:44 pm

hooperski wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:49 pm Obviously, Members Only.

Any idea what was happening? Did you get in?

Oh yes, I got in ................................. but my lips are sealed.

Obviously, Members Only.

The Guinness Book of World Records has confirmed a new claimant for the the title of the world's smallest man.
He is from Japan, measures in at just 19" ........................................................ and is called Nee Hi.

When I went on holiday to Cornwall last year, I went on a donkey ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... took me eight days to get there.

Due to the recent speculation about the Princess of Wales, in future she will be known as ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Schrodinger's Cate.

I watched the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night, not all of it ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... just the highlights.

Men are the same as bricks ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... they just want to get laid.

FYI, the "David Caruso" model, was supposed to be Elton john.

Waxworks so bad, they're brilliant

A lowly goatherder was fed up with his life, so prayed to Allah to improve his lot. He said, "I want to be white, have plenty of water and want to see lots of pussy". The sky darkened, then there was a thunderbolt from the skies ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... and he was tu...