Eurovision Song Contest 2024 in Malmö

[snowingagain]

UK guy is out of tune. And the sex in grubby public toilet thing is not my thing. Sam Smith type shit but worse.

[Eric7]

UK guy is out of tune. And the sex in grubby public toilet thing is not my thing. Sam Smith type shit but worse.

The whole thing is descending into depravity...

[PandaMunich]

Serbia

Lila what?
Is lila ramonda that purple flower?

A bit depressed for my taste.

[Franklan]

Finland: Is that a blurred "Windows XP" log on a white shirt? WTF?

[PandaMunich]

Finland

Is he actually flashing the audience?
That's a new low for the Grand Prix.

Yes, there is something wrong with you!

[PandaMunich]

Portugal

She has a legitimate voice.
But why did they saddle her with this dirge?!

[PandaMunich]

Armenia

Lai-lai-lai.
That's what they sing when they don't know what else to sing.
A bit uninspired.

[PandaMunich]

Cyprus

What exactly is from Cyprus in this song?
A Britney Spear wannabe.
And an interchangeable song, utterly forgettable.

[PandaMunich]

Switzerland

Again: what is Swiss about all this?
Fishnet tights and a skirt, really?!

[Fraufruit]

May I ask why you people watch this thing that you declare to be awful each year?

[PandaMunich]

Slovenia

Yeah, if you don't have a song, at least be in a body stocking and next to naked.
This is degrading.

[PandaMunich]

May I ask why you people watch this thing that you declare to be awful each year?

It's a tradition.
And now and then, a real gem crops up in between all the dross.

[PandaMunich]

Croatia

I think he's trying to rip off last year's "Cha Cha Cha" from Finland.
It would have helped if he had actually demonstrated the ability to sing.

[PandaMunich]

Georgia

Shouting seems to be the way to go this year at the Grand Prix Eurovision.

[PandaMunich]

France

He can sing.
The proof is when the music stops and he still carries the tune.
My new favourite.

[Franklan]

Austria: They light/laser show is impressive... Tune was catchy...

[PandaMunich]

Austria

dum dum da??

There seems to a rule:
The amount of clothing is indirectly proportional to the quality of the song.

[Franklan]

OK, not let's wait for the votes ...

[Franklan]

OK, Abba in AI... Do we really need that?

[Franklan]

Wait, wait...

each county only announces the "12 points" that they give? No Count-down/Count-up anymore?

WTF?