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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:22 pm
by Franklan
the next song is called “The pink lightsaber in mommy's bedside drawer doesn't taste like strawberries at all”
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:35 pm
by Franklan
The other day in the restaurant...

[Guy to the left]: I would like a non-alcoholic beer.

[Waiter]: Would you like a coloring book and pencils to go with it?
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 4:48 pm
by LukeSkywalker
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My payroll slip for taking 1 holiday. Hilarious. €1,10 netto. Thank God they didn‘t deduct healthcare insurance as well.

Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 11:43 am
by Fraufruit
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 12:28 pm
by Fraufruit
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 1:33 pm
by Franklan
Alberto wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 11:50 am [..]
Sei Italiano anche tu? [..]
That's not how it works in Germany. Asking? Pffft...

To find out if somebody is really Italian, you have to do the "Spaghetti snap in half" test...
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 2:24 pm
by Franklan
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 12:28 pm
by Sannerl
Franklan wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 1:33 pm
That's not how it works in Germany. Asking? Pffft...

To find out if somebody is really Italian, you have to do the "Spaghetti snap in half" test...
That's because they're store-bought and not freshly made!

Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 11:12 am
by Franklan
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 12:43 pm
by Franklan
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 12:01 pm
by Fraufruit
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 8:55 am
by Sannerl
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 6:58 pm
by Franklan
Errmmm, Eve...

That ain't salad.
That's my dirty laundry!
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Wed May 15, 2024 12:58 pm
by JanxSpirit
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...and what moniker ;)

Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Fri May 17, 2024 5:47 pm
by Fraufruit
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Fri May 17, 2024 5:51 pm
by Eric7
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Fri May 17, 2024 6:16 pm
by Franklan
JanxSpirit wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 12:58 pm Fingering and Praying.jpg

...and what moniker ;)
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 4:40 pm
by Franklan
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Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 5:35 pm
by bethannbitt
My pooch is a Pom mix, 6.5 kg, and he doesn’t bite or shoot. He’s about 15 now and he just snarls at you with his very very very grey hairy lips. He’s healthy, but almost deaf now, which has made him calmer actually. 😂

Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 1:54 pm
by Sannerl
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