What Made You Laugh Today

[Sannerl]

[Franklan]

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I am unsure what to say about 3 and 4, but the first two are a Scottish person looking for the Vauxhall.

[Franklan]

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[Franklan]

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[Sannerl]

[Franklan]

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[Fraufruit]

The first swimmer emerging from the Seine river, in the Triathlon, stated the water quality was actually not that bad!

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[hh-sailor]

This is exactly how an external consultant spoke at my kid's school some 10yrs ago.
He was reported to the police by some kids (police of course warned beforehand). Reported to school staff by other kids.

The point was however made , that some FB users, especially younger ones, give away too much info online.

There were sessions in school time for students and an important session in the evening for unwitting parents (and teachers).

How things have changed!

[Franklan]

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[Franklan]

He was reported to the police [..]

When I was a young lad (I must admit that this is a long time ago) we (apprentices in metal fabrication) had to understand the difference between concave and convex surfaces... Some of us had problems memorizing what is what...

So, our instructor said: "Listen to this one time: 'Hat das Mädchen Sex, dann wird der Bauch 'konvex'... Doch ist das Mädchen brav, dann bleibt der Bauch 'konkav'.**" I am eternally thankful for that hint how to memorize that difference, I am not kidding.

Nowadays, this is the kind of helping that gets you reported.








** Translation could be "When little girls have sex, their bellies get convex... So, little girls behave, and your bellies stay concave!"

[Sannerl]

[pappnase]

Now I wanna make one of these but with one extra segment, "Fix job selector wheel" and put it somewhere near the top.

[Bayrisch_Dude]

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[LeonG]

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[Bayrisch_Dude]

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I'm quite guilty of doing this. I seem to recall in the 1980's a push button phone with buttons about 2cm squared. I wonder when such a mobile will be made? I'll be the first in line.

[JanxSpirit]

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I'm quite guilty of doing this. I seem to recall in the 1980's a push button phone with buttons about 2cm squared. I wonder when such a mobile will be made? I'll be the first in line.

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Buttons-with ... 7562?psc=1

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[Franklan]

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Finally, here is proof that twelve inches and one foot are not the same thing.

[Sannerl]

By simply attaching the new ACME Wingbaby, airlines can significantly improve their passengers’ overall comfort.

[Sannerl]

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