What made you smile today? :)

[Emkay]

I’ve a small garden and despite needing to cut costs as much s possible just now,…….wild bird food has stayed essential. Especially at this time of year. I’ve fed them all year for many years, not quitting now at such an important time of year.

So many BABIES! Such a delight to see….from sparrows, blue tits, starlings, to…. wood pigeons, woodpeckers, magpies, crow….babies fed by their parents.

[Fraufruit]

I just talked to my brother who has Alzheimer's and he was having a good day. Precious!

[bethannbitt]

I just talked to my brother who has Alzheimer's and he was having a good day. Precious!

That’s truly lovely.

[Franklan]

Errrm... No... I don't think so...

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[bethannbitt]

Yeah, that’s In Texas (area code 903). I grew up in Louisiana, and you can pick up fish bait at the gas station or the restaurant when you‘re out in the boonies, or on you‘re way there. It’s one-stop shopping. My grandfather from New Iberia was a fisherman. I guess as a kid I never pondered how strange or disgusting that could sound.

[Franklan]

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[Franklan]

Putin dies and goes to hell. One day the devil allows him a day back on earth.

Putin goes to a bar in Moscow. He orders a drink and asks the bartender:

"Is Crimea ours?"

"yes"

"Donbass?"

"Thats also ours"

"Kyiv?"

"Ours"

Putin is happy and prepares to go back to hell, so he asks the bartender:

"How much do I owe you?"

"5 euros"