Is it possible to buy/acquire old/damaged signs in Germany or is that a no-no?
If so, any idea where?
He is not enthusiastic about the idea of a fake one - apparently it's only funny if it's real.
He does have a back-up plan of anti-aging cream, having failed on a Dignitas voucher (!) so no worries if this is a rabbit hole. And he is also going in heavily on the garden voucher the rest of us are getting so she can do something really nice with her garden as a memorable 30th gift, so he's not a complete arse
Thank you for your attention, hope you are OK in the heat/humidity/storminess depending on where you live...