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by MadAxeMurderer
Mon Sep 23, 2024 10:14 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What made you smile today? :)
Replies: 117
Views: 9852

Re: What made you smile today? :)

California sues ExxonMobil for alleged decades of deception around plastic recycling, in first-of-its-kind lawsuit https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/23/climate/california-sues-exxonmobil-plastic-recycling/index.html I'm tired of people telling me plastic is ok because it can be recycled. The plastics...
by MadAxeMurderer
Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:49 am
Forum: Taxes & finance
Topic: CR&Cie
Replies: 15
Views: 559

Re: CR&Cie

Franklan wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2024 6:31 pm In my life, I handled chainsaws that had a larger ability to empathize... :-)
Thankyou! That is so sweet. One always appreciates a heartfelt compliment.
by MadAxeMurderer
Tue Sep 17, 2024 9:33 pm
Forum: Taxes & finance
Topic: CR&Cie
Replies: 15
Views: 559

Re: CR&Cie

Patrick Ott arranged the mortgages on my Nürnberg apartments and did a fine job with a difficult candidate (me) But I find their communication exasperating. They just ignore Emails. Then apologise, commit to responding and rinse repeat. They have good contacts, and know the business but I would be u...
by MadAxeMurderer
Thu Aug 29, 2024 3:17 pm
Forum: Munich
Topic: On short notice, hTTi ChitChat in Gilching
Replies: 22
Views: 690

Re: On short notice, hTTi ChitChat in Gilching

I shall guard FrauFruit in the perilous wilds of West Munich
by MadAxeMurderer
Tue Aug 13, 2024 5:41 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Legalising cannabis
Replies: 65
Views: 5225

Re: Legalising cannabis

Does the bathwater become muddy?
by MadAxeMurderer
Mon Aug 12, 2024 5:52 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Legalising cannabis
Replies: 65
Views: 5225

Re: Legalising cannabis

Godzilla glue getting close to harvest. I will start flushing soon (feed it plain water with no added nutrients), but I‘d rather feed it too long than flush too early. The point behind flushing is to get rid of as much nutrients and chlorophyll as possible before harvest. It is heavily debated on w...
by MadAxeMurderer
Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:40 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What Made You Laugh Today
Replies: 425
Views: 33238

Re: What Made You Laugh Today

What happens when an unvaccinated kid loses their favourite toy?

A midlife crisis.
by MadAxeMurderer
Wed Jun 12, 2024 1:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Neighbour wants access through our backyard to build a pool
Replies: 9
Views: 1099

Re: Neighbour wants access through our backyard to build a pool

Not your problem. Your neighbor should pay all costs including a lawyer to draw up a proper written contract. I wouldn't go with a verbal agreement on something as big as this. Totally this. In fact neighbour should pay for the unconnected lawyer you choose to review the contract their lawyer draws...
by MadAxeMurderer
Sat Jun 08, 2024 7:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What Made You Laugh Today
Replies: 425
Views: 33238

Re: What Made You Laugh Today

Have you heard about reincarnation?




It's really making a comeback
by MadAxeMurderer
Sun May 26, 2024 2:57 pm
Forum: Munich
Topic: hTTi Meeting in Munich
Replies: 79
Views: 9164

Re: hTTi Meeting in Munich

That photo looks like it was taken in the 80s
Both the grainy effect and the hair styles.

How did you manage that?
by MadAxeMurderer
Thu May 23, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Testament
Replies: 9
Views: 1399

Re: Testament

Look up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holographic_will I intend to write mine on a computer, print it, and then copy it out by hand. And keep both together so my awful handwriting will not be my final legacy. I guess it's much easier to forge a signature than a whole handwritten document. Tierheim o...
by MadAxeMurderer
Thu May 16, 2024 5:36 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What got you flummoxed today?
Replies: 95
Views: 8910

Re: What got you flummoxed today?

He's not a redneck. Just a very silly boy!
by MadAxeMurderer
Thu May 16, 2024 1:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What got you flummoxed today?
Replies: 95
Views: 8910

Re: What got you flummoxed today?

My ex's son justified something he created not working properly with "pre-installed with windows"

I exploded:

"pre-installed with windows" Never use such foul language in my presence again
What about MacOS and Linux?
by MadAxeMurderer
Mon May 06, 2024 5:27 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What made you smile today? :)
Replies: 117
Views: 9852

Re: What made you smile today? :)

Take it down! I can't stand it.
It's not even proper chaos. It's just ... wrong
by MadAxeMurderer
Mon May 06, 2024 5:21 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Why are you unhappy today?
Replies: 26
Views: 2801

Re: Why are you unhappy today?

I have rightly buggered my left knee in exactly the same way I buggered the right knee 37 years ago.
It will be many months before I'm back to 50% of normal.
by MadAxeMurderer
Wed Apr 24, 2024 12:59 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 33
Views: 3661

Re: Jokes

My wife got carjacked last week. I asked her if she saw the guy.
She said she got the license plate number!
by MadAxeMurderer
Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:16 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 33
Views: 3661

Re: Jokes

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by MadAxeMurderer
Tue Apr 23, 2024 4:24 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What made you smile today? :)
Replies: 117
Views: 9852

Re: What made you smile today? :)

Voyager1 which is currently 22.5 light hours from us has been sending gibberish from the last 5 months. It's just comeback online. Apparently the program memory has been brutalised and they have to patch the software to avoid the damaged memory Doing this on a 46 year old space craft with a 45 hour ...
by MadAxeMurderer
Tue Apr 23, 2024 4:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 33
Views: 3661

Re: Jokes

Unfortunately you need someone decent in Hebrew* to explain but it's a very clever joke. google translate doesn't help. A British Jew is to be knighted by the King. He is to kneel in front of the King and recite a sentence in Latin when His Majesty taps him on the shoulders with his sword. However, ...